Hormones and Shit

i feel like if there was a competition for “who has the douchiest ex”

i would win

by a long shot

-lose all the weight you gained

-gain it back by eating a bunch of shit

-repeat

i used to confuse hilary clinton’s name for paris hilton

so i would always say that paris hilton should be president

just going to sit here and eat tic tacs the rest of the evening

when step brothers is on

niggas best not disturb